1. pondwitch:



    literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

    (Source: bunrobot, via thepageofhopes)

  2. If life has a sanctuary, it’s here in the nucleus which contains our DNA… the ancient scripture of our genetic code. And it’s written in a language that all life can read. DNA is a molecule shaped like a long twisted ladder or double helix. The rungs of the ladder are made of four different kinds of smaller molecules. These are the letters of the genetic alphabet. Particular arrangements of those letters spell out the instructions for all living things, telling them how to grow, move, digest, sense the environment, heal, reproduce. The DNA double helix is a molecular machine with about 100 billion parts called “atoms.” There are as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in a typical galaxy. The same is true for dogs and bears and every living thing. We are, each of us, a little universe.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson

    (Source: numenorss, via montypythonandtheholyblog)


    1. me: hello darkness my old friend
    2. darkness: do i know u

  3. fuckyeahorchestra:

    The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern…


  4. donrickles:


  5. ideas for oitnb season 3


    • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
    • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
    • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
    • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation

    (via entire-galaxies)


  6. pastel-cutie:

    People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

    (via parkingcitation)


  7. dirkbot:

    things they don’t show you in porn:

    • elbowing each other in the face
    • leg cramps
    • queefing
    • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
    • ass pubes

    things they also don’t show in porn:

    • sleepy morning sex
    • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
    • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
    • your lover’s o face

    so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

    (via telapathetic)


  8. I am almost certain that a requirement to be in the Night’s Watch is to be REALLY good at bird jokes.

    "And now for the last part of your initiation. Have you any good bird jokes?"
    “Aye. I got a whole flock of ‘em.”
    “He’s in. And what about you?”
    “No sir. I figured if you’ve seen one you’ve seed ‘em all.”

  10. (Source: 17yr, via katieonguitar)


  12. Rendez-vous, rendez-vous,
    rendez-vous au prochain règlement

    Rendez-vous, rendez-vous,
    rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

    (Source: officialtobio, via emaciatinq)


  14. svrferblood:

    me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

    (Source: shoegazedad, via evilthatjustdoesnotexist)